It really is. First, I'm going to graduate high school. I'm a Senior now, so I don't have too much to go. By that time, my friend will have saved enough money for us to buy many different drugs, including, our favorite, marijuana, cocaine, PCP, acid, heroin, and of course, a variety of prescription pills. We'll also have alcohol. We can't live without alcohol. We're going to smuggle all this stuff to Tahiti, you know, that beautiful little island with the clear blue beaches and cute little huts? I'm not sure how we're going to get them there, but my friend is going to worry about that. How many cops can be on that little island anyway? We're going to buy a boat. A big boat. We'll sail all around the surrounding ocean, high, of course, and we'll be very, very happy. Just us two, with all our drugs, on a big boat in Tahiti. We'll have so many drugs, though, that we'll eventually kill ourselves. So, we're gonna die very young, but we'll have lived some good lives. Oh, I almost forgot, we'll probably have some drugs left, but since I'm incredibly greedy, even when I am dead, we're either going to bury them in a treasure chest, or create a bomb that explodes once our hearts stop beating so no one can get our remaining drugs.
We're gonna try to make it on Cops. You know, those little bitches that claim the drugs aren't theirs? You'll see us on there.
People are gonna make movies about us, and write books about our amazing lives and they'll encourage kids not to do drugs.

The end.


Hey! By the way, this isn't what I wanna do with my life.